Jones Inc. Stabilization Plan
As frequent readers of 528K may have seen, recent performance by Jones Inc. has been sub-par. While there are many fingers to point, Leadership understands and believes it is worth highlighting that leadership at the highest levels in Jones Inc. has made some management decisions that were not in the best interest of the organization, including but not limited to:
- Agreements to acquire and regularly utilize numerous high-energy sucrose laden dairy products. The deal Jones Inc. reached with the Edy's Corporation, in hindsight can only be construed as disadvantageous to the long-term success of the organization
- Decisions to utilize and consume excessive quantities of organic fuels. While it was clear that the acquisition of the fuel was not intended for the leadership of Jones Inc., efforts by other parties within the Jones enterprise to sequester the fuels, to wit: hiding them under the bed, was unsuccessful in preventing their diversion.
- Indulgences in luxuious accomodations when the needs of the organization would have clearly been better served by investing in long-term training and development.
Clearly Jones Inc. is too large to fail - although some might note that it has also become too large to succeed. None the less, the continuing poor performance of Jones Inc. could have a profound ripple effect on the associates of Jones Inc. To avoid the tragic and widespread consequences that could result, it is imperative that a Jones Inc. Scoring
To ensure Jones Inc.'s success in coming endeavors the following incentives must be implemented immediately:
- A one lap
head-startcompetitive expansion for Jones Inc. at upcoming races
- Allowing half lap
short cutsregulatory relief for Jones Inc. to ensure that high-performing competitors do not have an unfair advantage.
- Acquisition of appropriate technologies so that Jones Inc. can bridge to various competitors.
Jones Inc. of course regrets having to call upon you for this support, but knowing that you understand the importance of Jones Inc.'s sucess to everyone invloved, we are confident that MABRA, MAC, UCI, USA Cycling will do the right thing.